I don't know what is the big deal on an Indian becoming CEO of Google and Microsoft... when you can't send him your resume and say, "Bhai Resume Mail Kar Diya Hai, Dekh Liyo"!
You know you're jobless when you call your 5 friends, out of which 3 don't pick up your call and 2 say, "Bhai Abhi Busy Hun Shaam Ko Call Karta Hun"!
One person sets status as "I have become a father" he gets 100+ messages. 'Congrats! boy or girl?' He clarified, "Bhai Church Mein Naukri Mili Hai Father Ki"!
SANTA- Driver Bhai bus Aahista Chalao, Jhatke lag rahey he? Driver- Bhai Gaadi to Abhi chali kaha hai, tum to kisi ki GODI me baithe ho